"Top 10 Signs You are a Gay Cowboy"

It seems that the movie "Brokeback Mountain" has spawned a wave of gay cowboy humor. For example, David Letterman has his Top 10 Signs You Are a Gay Cowboy

10. Your saddle is Versace.
9. Instead of Home on the Range, you sing It's Raining Men
8. You enjoy ridin', ropin' and redecoratin'.
7. Sold your livestock to buy tickets to Mamma Mia!
6. After watching reruns of Gunsmoke, you have to take a cold shower.
5. Native Americans refer to you as Dances With Men.
4. You've been lassoed more times than most steers.
3. You're wearing chaps, yet your "ranch" is in Chelsea.
2. Instead of a saloon, you prefer a salon.
1. You love riding, but you don't have a horse.

Conan O'Brien has quiped: "Today, the controversial new movie Brokeback Mountain opens, about two gay cowboys. Apparently, you can tell the characters are gay because they're dressed like cowboys."

And, of course, Jay Leno:
"Hey, just a week to go until Elton John's wedding. You know where Elton's honeymooning? Brokeback Mountain."

It seems this bodes well for the movie's Oscar chances. As one pundit put it: "Heard any good 'Munich' jokes lately?"

Top Gun even receives a Brokeback makeover as Tom Cruise gazes longingly at his wing man in Brokeback Squadron.

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